Frequently asked questions and answers
- Is relaxation safe during Covid 19 lockdown? Yes, of course.
- Will the relaxation stock run out? No, the more you use the more available.
- Is it environmentally friendly? Yes, apparently no impact on the ozone layer.
- How much does relaxation cost? Do you want to know the retail price or the wholesale price?
- What are the opening hours for relaxation? 24/7 and 365.
- Is relaxation user friendly? Yes, but “grumpy restless” users can always make complaints.
- Would the neighbours complain if I relax? Keep it a secret.
- Has relaxation been laboratory tested? No.
- I don’t know how to relax! Is that a question or a statement? (In any case refer to the previous blog on (link).
- Are there any side effects of relaxation? None identified so far.
- Do I need a prescription from my GP to relax? Please check with your GP.
- Is it available over the counter? Please check with your local pharmacist.
- Is it covered by Medicare/health care card? No.
- Can I relax while driving? Yes, no evidence to suggest no.
- Is there any evidence of overdose? No, no evidence to suggest yes.
- What will happen if I relax all the time? The best person to ask is your partner.
- Where does relaxation come from? Apparently from cosmos.
- Is relaxation LGBT friendly? Yes, No discrimination against sexual orientation.
- Is it suitable during pregnancy? Absolutely yes, so far, no complaints from newborn babies.
- What is the best time to relax? Right now.
- Will I get tired of relaxation? No evidence to suggest yes or no.
- How long will it take to relax? Apparently, it is designed to be instant.
- Can I relax just thinking about relaxation? Yes, absolutely.
- What will happen if all human beings on this earth relax? This is a hard question to answer, let me take a deep breath first…..
